Pony is triumph in the face of adversity...pony is also a small horse.

Dear Pony Fan,

How are you? I am fine. If you are looking for hot, hot pony action, you have come to the right place! We have implemented many new features here : fancy menus, slick new banner, hi-tech mp3 player, placeholder pages, and more!

We've also added our new reverse monitor-driven machine vision technology, so we can see how fabulous you look! I can tell you right now that it was well worth the time and money spent in development, because you look POSITIVELY GORGEOUS today! I am totally flipping out about it.

Love,

Pony